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Date: 04-05-2007
Location: Loveland, Colorado
Time: 4:00 pm
The Elite Motorsports Race team is
being exposed for their crimes of the two wheel kind. These
convicted felons have been spotted roosting throughout Colorado. The
general public should beware the acts of the following felons!
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Name: Mike "White Khokolate" Moen
Age: 20
Height: 5' 8"
Class: 125, 250, & Open PRO
Number: 96
Bike: 2007 KTM 250 SXF
Crime: Riding Too Fast For Conditions, and
Rockin The Rodeo!
The defendant is being accused of being the 2005
RMEC Hare Scrambles Champion 250 A, and overall the 2004 Johnstown
RMEC Hare Scramble. Is currently undefeated against Dan "Big Rig"
States.
Click Here For Crime Scene Photos
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Name: Don "Cadillac Don" Moen
Age: 42
Height: 5' 9 1/2" (According to his Drivers
License)
Class: 40A
Number: 96
Bike: 2007 KTM 450XC (Highly Modified)
Crime: Giving us younger guys a run for the
money, and being the motocross equivalent of
Chuck Norris!
The defendant is being accused of dominating the
2006-2007 Berthoud Hare Scramble Series. A 5th place finish in the
2006 RMXA District 25, and a 6th place in 40+ Int. at the 2006 World
Vet Championship at Glen Helen. Also the mentor of the young
Elite Team. Watch for Don chasing the 81 machine out at Berthoud! |
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Name: Roger "The Blue Streak"
Dowden
Age: Confidential
Height: Undetermined
Class: Super Senior
Number: 1
Bike: 2000 KTM 200 EXC (Jack Piner Edition)
2009 KTM 200 XCW
Crime: Being the KTM god, tricking those
unsuspecting riders into riding his trails.
The defendant is being accused of being the Fabio
of the motorcycle world... Known to many as Rogio!
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Name: Jason "J-G" Guerrero
Age: 24
Height: 5' 10"
Class: Pro
Number: 59
Bike: 2008 KTM 450 XC-F
Crime: Riding Dirty, excessive speed
violations, and following the boss too close.
The defendant is being accused of riding into the
grandstands. Placing first in the 2006-2007 Amateur class of the VDR Hare
Scramble Series... Also known to run into, and almost take out "Scotty
B" on
the last lap of the 1 race he races in 2 years!
Goals for the upcoming year is to finish in the top 5
for the 08-09 Harescramble Series and to improve enduro riding. |
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Name: Scott "U Better
Pannick" Bannick
Age: 24
Height: 5' 7"
Class: Open Amateur & 200 B
Number: 69
Bike: 2008 KTM 200 XC
Crime: Drinking too much
coffee, and keeping Big City Burrito in business...
Besides never riding or attending any
of the Hare Scramble races the defendant is being accused of 1st
place in the 2006 RMEC Johnstown Enduro in 200 B. A 3rd place
overall in 200 C RMEC Hare Scramble Series in 2005.
Scotty's goals for the upcoming year
is to gain some trials riding experience. He would also like
to make it past the 3rd round in his hockey playoffs. |
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Name: Chaz "Shrek" Freitag
Age: 20
Height: 5' 11"
Class: 250 Novice
Number: 42
Bike: 2006 KTM 450 SX
Crime: Just now getting on a
KTM
The defendant is being accused of
being a new up and coming rider that is going to take over the
series in a hurry! Look for the guy at the track with the nice
truck, and KTM in the back. The newest Team Elite member to be
reckoned with.
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Name: Mike "Humpilicious" Umphres
Age: 24
Height: 6' 1"
Class: 450, Open Beginner
Number: 837
Bike: 2006 Kawasaki 450F
Crime: Being a big boy on a
little bike, needs to get a KTM 450 with some power.
The defendant is being accused of
completing his first two races which were both Berthoud Hare
Scrambles, and running out of gas in one. Being a quick learner he
is soon to be up at the front... Once we get him on a KTM.
Mikey's goal for the upcoming year is to finish the
08-09 Harescramble Series as the CHAMPION in the sportsman class.
He would also like to improve his finishing positions in motocross. |
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Name: Bob "Barnman" Barnes
Age: 50+
Height: 6' 1" and full of fun
Class: MX 50+/ Super
Senior
Number: 07
Bike: KTM 300 XC- old
school born and raised 2-stroke guy!
Crime:
Charges still pending – for aggravated
assault of a Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda and Kawasaki!! Past RMXA 40+ C &
B state MX champion, retired from the 40+ Pro ranks now residing in
the 50+ crowd, grand knowledge theft from Roger Dowden
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Name: Connor "The Conman" Barnes
Age: 16
Height: 5' 11"
Class: MX-Amateur/B
Number: 595
Bike: KTM 250SXF/ KTM
250SX
Crime:
Charges still pending for putting the
hurt on a bunch of Jap Bike Riders over many years, KTM big power
holehots are his worst repetitive crime!! Many time RMXA multi MX
State Champion 65cc , 85cc, 125 C & Schoolboy working on B class
dominance!! Major offender of being really fast between tipovers!
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Name: Nevin "The Rock" Barnes
Age: 20
Height: 5' 10"
Class: PRO-MX
Number: 133
Bike: KTM 450SXF/KTM 250
SXF/KTM 250SX
Crime:
Charges still pending for carving up
every corner, and rock solid riding technique he stole from Mike
Laracco! 2 year PRO consistent top 5 week in and week out, multi
–time RMXA MX State Champion in 125 C and B, Schoolboy , Collegeboy
& 250 B.
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Name: David "Rock Hopper" Strait
Age: 14
Height: 5' 11"
Class: Novice
Number: 412
Bike: 2007 KTM 250SX-F
Crime: Riding Blue
The Defendant is being accused of placing 3rd
overall in the Berthoud Hare Scramble Series
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Name: Ben "The Godfather" Strait
Age: 14
Height: 5' 11"
Class: Novice
Number: 312
Bike: 2007 KTM 250SX-F
Crime: Possession of a YZ125
The Defendant is being accused of placing 4th
overall in Novice class at the Berthoud Hare Scramble Series
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Name: Casey "Bubba" Guerrero
Age: 12
Height: 5' 1"???
Class: Mini Novice/ Little Pro
Number: 96/159
Bike: 2004 KTM 85SX
Crime:
Evading Police pursuit with one wheel on the ground and one hand in
the air!
The defendant is being accused of evading police
pursuit while leaving McDonalds... Suspect's last known location was
heading south near VDR right behind a Bumble Bee and Mikey.
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Name: Tyler "The Milk-Man"
Barter
Age: Classified
Height: Booking in process
Class: 85/Supermini/Youth
Beginner
Number: 91
Bike: 2008 KTM 105SX/ 2004 KTM
85SX
Crime:
Charges to be determined...
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Name: Bobby "Flower
Power" Dazey
Age: 26
Height: 6' 1"
Class: Amateur
Number: 227
Bike: 2007 KTM 450 XC/2008
KTM 505 XCF
Crime: "Flower Power"
may sound like a girly name, but he is becoming known as the
Sandbagger of the VDR Harescramble Series. Often putting the
smack down on the Novice class "Flower Power's" lap times are as
fast as the pros.
The defendant is being accused of
arriving to the track too early and riding too much... Which
has led him to the "Sandbagger" status. Only having 1 season
of racing experience he is going to be known as a "Sandbagger" for a
long time to come! Shake and bake Bobby Dazey... Shake and
bake! |
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Name: Glenn "Thunderstorm" Tyson
Age: 42
Height: 6' 1"
Class: Harescramble Vet B/ Enduro
Cross Unknown
Number: 42
Bike: 2008 KTM 300 XCW
Crime: Thunderstorm is awaiting
conviction in multiple offences regarding public safety. Being
a new-comer to the sport, he isn't affraid to race or ride anywhere!
The defendant is being accused of being a
privateer enduro racer! Often traveling thousands of miles per
season in search of glory! Thunderstorm has finished and
placed 10th in his first enduro race. He has also qualified
and raced in 2 National Enduro Cross races.
Thunderstorms goals for next season are to gain
National Enduro experience and to make the finals at the season
finals in Vegas for Enduro Cross! |
