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Date: 04-05-2007
Location: Loveland, Colorado
Time: 4:00 pm
The Elite Motorsports Race team is
being exposed for their crimes of the two wheel kind. These
convicted felons have been spotted roosting throughout Colorado. The
general public should beware the acts of the following felons!
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Name: Mike "White Khokolate" Moen
Age: 20
Height: 5' 8"
Class: 125, 250, & Open PRO
Number: 96
Bike: 2007 KTM 250 SXF
Crime: Riding Too Fast For Conditions, and
Rockin The Rodeo!
The defendant is being accused of being the 2005
RMEC Hare Scrambles Champion 250 A, and overall the 2004 Johnstown
RMEC Hare Scramble. Is currently undefeated against Dan "Big Rig"
States.
Click Here For Crime Scene Photos
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Name: Don "Cadillac Don" Moen
Age: 42
Height: 5' 9 1/2" (According to his Drivers
License)
Class: 40A
Number: 96
Bike: 2007 KTM 450XC (Highly Modified)
Crime: Giving us younger guys a run for the
money, and being the motocross equivalent of
Chuck Norris!
The defendant is being accused of dominating the
2006-2007 Berthoud Hare Scramble Series. A 5th place finish in the
2006 RMXA District 25, and a 6th place in 40+ Int. at the 2006 World
Vet Championship at Glen Helen. Also the mentor of the young
Elite Team. Watch for Don chasing the 810 machine out at Berthoud! |
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Name: Roger "The Blue Streak"
Dowden
Age: Confidential
Height: Undetermined
Class: Super Senior
Number: 1
Bike: 2000 KTM 200 EXC (Jack Piner Edition)
Crime: Being the KTM god, tricking those
unsuspecting riders into riding his trails.
The defendant is being accused of being the Fabio
of the motorcycle world... Known to many as Rogio!
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Name: Jason "J-G" Guerrero
Age: 24
Height: 5' 10"
Class: Pro
Number: 59/96
Bike: 2008 KTM 450 XC-F
Crime: Riding Dirty, excessive speed
violations, and following the boss too close.
The defendant is being accused of riding into the
grandstands. Placing first in the 2006-2007 Amateur class of the VDR Hare
Scramble Series... Also known to run into, and almost take out "Scotty
B" on
the last lap of the 1 race he races in 2 years! |
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Name: Scott "U Better
Pannick" Bannick
Age: 24
Height: 5' 7"
Class: Open Amateur & 200 B
Number: 69
Bike: 2008 KTM 200 XC
Crime: Drinking too much
coffee, and keeping Big City Burrito in business...
Besides never riding or attending any
of the Hare Scramble races the defendant is being accused of 1st
place in the 2006 RMEC Johnstown Enduro in 200 B. A 3rd place
overall in 200 C RMEC Hare Scramble Series in 2005.
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Name: Chaz "Shrek" Freitag
Age: 20
Height: 5' 11"
Class: 250 Novice
Number: 42
Bike: 2006 KTM 450 SX
Crime: Just now getting on a
KTM
The defendant is being accused of
being a new up and coming rider that is going to take over the
series in a hurry! Look for the guy at the track with the nice
truck, and KTM in the back. The newest Team Elite member to be
reckoned with.
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Name: Mike "Humpilicious" Umphres
Age: 24
Height: 6' 1"
Class: 450, Open Beginner
Number: 113, 37
Bike: 2006 Kawasaki 450F
Crime: Being a big boy on a
little bike, needs to get a KTM 450 with some power.
The defendant is being accused of
completing his first two races which were both Berthoud Hare
Scrambles, and running out of gas in one. Being a quick learner he
is soon to be up at the front... Once we get him on a KTM. |
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Name: Bob "Big-Time" Barnes
Age: Unknown
Height: Unknown
Class: Any
Number: ????
Bike: KTM
Crime: Charges still
pending...
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Name: Connor "The Coroner" Barnes
Age: Unknown
Height: Uknown
Class: Amateur
Number: ???
Bike: KTM 250SXF
Crime: Charges still
pending...
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Name: Nevin "Lettin Off" Barnes
Age: Unknown
Height: Unknown
Class: Unknown
Number: ???
Bike: 07 KTM 450SXF?
Crime: Charges still
pending...
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Name: David "Rock Hopper" Strait
Age: 14
Height: 5' 11"
Class: Novice
Number: 412
Bike: 2007 KTM 250SX-F
Crime: Riding Blue
The Defendant is being accused of placing 3rd
overall in the Berthoud Hare Scramble Series
Click Here For Crime Scene Photos
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Name: Ben "The Godfather" Strait
Age: 14
Height: 5' 11"
Class: Novice
Number: 312
Bike: 2007 KTM 250SX-F
Crime: Possession of a YZ125
The Defendant is being accused of placing 4th
overall in Novice class at the Berthoud Hare Scramble Series
Click Here For Crime Scene Photos |
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Name: Casey "Bubba" Guerrero
Age: 12
Height: 5' 1"???
Class: Mini Novice/ Little Pro
Number: 96/159
Bike: 2004 KTM 85SX
Crime:
Evading Police pursuit with one wheel on the ground and one hand in
the air!
The defendant is being accused of evading police
pursuit while leaving McDonalds... Suspect's last known location was
heading south near VDR right behind a Bumble Bee and Mikey.
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Name: Chris "West-Side"
Westerman
Age: 27
Height: 6' 3"
Class: 125, 250 Novice/ Open
Quad???
Number: 185
Bike: 2006 KTM 525 XC
Crime: Riding dirty...
at the VDR Hare Scrambles when he was caught rubbing elbows with
"Scotty B". But hey rubbings racing...Right Chris?
The defendant is being accused of
moving up seven places so far in each of the races in the 2006 VDR Hare Scramble Series in the
Advanced Novice Class. "West-Side" Westerman is also known for
his flashy cowboy boots worn before races known as Tenylamas made by
Tonylama. Other than that he is just another guy that thinks if he
looks factory sponsored maybe someday he will ride like it.
Now single and on the loose, ladies beware of the "WILDMAN"
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